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Showing posts with label children. Show all posts

Friday, July 14, 2017

Best in Show: Scariest Films from Childhood (Pt. II of II)


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5. Beetlejuice/Coraline/Nightmare before Christmas
Why are these three all mashed together? Because each are definitely intended to scare their audiences. In fact, these movies are so dark that they've been swept up by Hot Topic-shopping teens across the states (are there Hot Topic stores abroad?) as cultural icons. From the scary and death-centric Beetlejuice to the unsettling Claymation and stop motion of Coraline and Nightmare before Christmas, there's nothing all that playful about any of these movies. Even later films like Frankenweenie and Paranorman offer some childish and carefree aspects - pleasantries not afforded to these dark and disturbing movies. Even when Beetlejuice manages to be funny, there’s always the terrifying face of the titular character himself to remind you that nothing is quite appropriate for children to be seeing it. Despite being animation, the button-eyed monster in Coraline and the fact that Nightmare before Christmas is practically just a bunch of nightmarish creatures wreaking havoc, all make for a truly scary time. Yeah there are heroes in both but even they're kind of off.

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4. Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
Little Nemo, not to be confused with Finding Nemo, is one of those animated movies that appeared on every VHS shelf across the neighborhood with no one really knowing how it got there. Upon viewing though, the trauma caused by the cigar-smoking, green-faced clown, Flip, was enough to stay prevalent in nightmares for years to come. By far one of the scariest characters to come from child animation, Flip was a mischievous problem and his lack of reason made him all the more unsettling. His ability to come across as a hero, despite being a free agent in Slumberland was an odd direction for filmmakers to go. Add on the fact he rode a giant crow, and Flip instantly became the type of characters children were expected to fall in love with, but instead would fear.

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3. Ernest Scared Stupid 
The only reason I remember Ernest Scared Stupid is because I remember how bothered I was by the trolls turning children into dolls. It wasn’t even the trolls themselves that bothered me so much - although, they were part of the problem - it was the fact that children were literally being turned into objects so the monstrous Trantor could feed on their energy. This movie is not a childrens movie; it’s a real life nightmare. There's a reason this movie makes so many lists. Ernest Scared Stupid, even with its silly central character, never provides enough peace of mind to make it bearable.

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2. James and the Giant Peach
Lists showcasing the scariest kids movies are nothing new. But often overlooked is James and the Giant Peach. Despite the fact that it features some unsettling insect creations, horrific stop-motion and a truly wicked pair of aunts, James and the Giant Peach is never given the credit it deserves as a horror movie. Why does this movie even exist? With some rough and definitely scary stop-motion and a clothing-wear spider, grasshopper and centipede, this movie shouldn't have been conceptualized as a book, let alone a movie. It's haunting and definitely deserving of a spot on this list.

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1. E.T.
This one is entirely personal. I, in all of my years, have never understood the appeal of E.T. Largely responsible for my sleepless nights and later fear of aliens, E.T. was a really strange creation. Hairless and bug-eyed, he wasn't warm or cuddly and the noises he made are the same thing you'd expect to hear in a dark corridor before something terrible grabs you. Take the scene when E.T. is discovered in the kitchen; that part is straight from a horror film. The sweeping around corners, the eventual shock and scream, all of it feels purposefully terrifying. E.Tcertainly was lovable to someone, but for those of us turned off by his attempts to assimilate into human culture through a costume, he was just another option in the Cabin in the Woods-like minds of children.

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Best in Show: Scariest Films from Childhood (Pt. I of II)


Summer is for the kids. With school out of session and children taking over pretty much every open space with the exception of maybe bars (although, even that's questionable), it seems that seeing kids is inescapable. But sometimes, things catered to kids aren't necessarily kid-friendly. Take movies. Many children's films are actually wholly terrifying, providing some great fun for adults in the process. And while we can all laugh now, our childhoods featured some terrifying films as well. This week's list is dedicated to the scariest movies from some young adults' childhoods.

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10. Dumbo
Sure, a movie following the life of a giant-eared elephant sounds like a trip to an amusement, but Dumbo is literally brimming with nightmarish images and a scene that is nightmare-inducing. The pink elephants that fill Dumbo's clouded mind are horrific to this day. In it’s entirely, it's definitely not the scariest children's movie but this season is definitely one of the most iconic and scary.

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9. The Great Mouse Detective
Between Fidget's crazed eyes, Ratigan's crazed finale and an opening sequence that features a terrifying home invasion, Disney's The Great Mouse Detective is a definitely way darker than intended. A product of the 80s, this Sherlock-inspired adventure isn't the most popular of the media giant's gargantuan repertoire, but it's certainly impactful- as in, every child who witnessed this film remembers the insanity of the Fidget's crazed entrance and his creepy personality and demeanor, as well as the dark ending where a psychotic Ratigan chases our heroes through the clock tower.

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8. The Black Cauldron
This list may as well be entirely composed of Disney films, because their older endeavors are most certainly terrifying. Arguably one of the darker films to come out of Disney, The Black Cauldron feels far less like a Disney film and much more like an attempt to match Disney's control over animation. Like The Great Mouse Detective, The Black Cauldron doesn't seem exactly linear with Disney's machine. It's a voyage into much darker strange territory and it shows. From the odd and unsettling Gurgi to The Horned King, The Black Cauldron is definitely a new direction that, perhaps luckily, Disney didn't stick with.

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7. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Was this a kid’s movie? I can't necessarily remember. I know I watched it as a kid. A lot. And my siblings and I loved it. But the one scene I didn't love, and the one that caused me to leave the room with haste was the iconic melting of Judge Doom. Shocker, this one was another Disney film. But at least it's a mix of live-action and animation, which made this movie capable of standing out, separated from Disney's line of animated movies. This film definitely has adult tones tied in and because it let those aspects be known, parents could prepare their children or avoid this movie altogether. There were no surprises here with what was exactly wrong with this one and its demented final scenes which featured a stretching, monstrous creation that eventually melts in front of its viewers eyes.

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6. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Everyone knows this movie is scary. Between the chaotic boat scene, the awfully colored and clone-like Oompa-Loompas and Willy Wonka's eccentric personality, this film is all about teaching kids to follow rules. But, in the process, it showcases some truly awful scares that'd traumatize any child watching. This movie boasts some great parts and is definitely one of the most impressive children movies ever, but it's also one of the scariest. Sure the moral message is there, but at what cost? 

Friday, March 24, 2017

Best In Show: Horror's Creepy Kids (Part II of II)



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5. The Little Things, Hand bitter (King Kong), spotlighted child (Chernobyl Diaries) token apocalypse daughter (Quarantine)
Rather than occupy entire spots for these small roles, I decided to combine these deservedly noteworthy moments of terror. In each of the films occupying this spot, these children were absolute scene stealers, leaving me with nightmares for weeks. Whether it's the little girl with the chocolate bar in the King Kong remake or the small radioactive child in Chernobyl Diaries, or even the somewhat larger role as the residential apartment girl in Quarantine, these youngsters truly shook me to my core. In fact, part of me thinks they deserve to be placed higher as their parts really did scare me whole-heartedly.

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4. The Grady Twins (The Shining)
I remember the first time I encountered The Shining was when I was sneakily watching my parents watch it and the first scene I saw was with The Grady Twins. Without context or truly understanding their role in the film, I was still terrified. The Grady Twins gave me goose bumps and it was only until I saw the movie in full years later that I realized that no matter what, they would scare me.

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3. Mercy & Jonas (The Witch)
Mercy and Jonas are perhaps two of the greatest children in modern horror. From their willingness to talk to a goat, to Mercy's iconic "clickity-clackity" scene, the pair is odd in both appearance and personality. There's something so innately off-putting about the two youngsters, who seem all too innocent. As the movie progresses and fingers begin to point at their wayward ways, the suspense and tension building around Mercy and Jonas made my hair stand on ends. It was as if all these underlying thoughts overflowed into my consciousness and left me unsettled. Mercy and Jonas are truly standouts in the already stacked Witch cast. Their spot on this list is more than worthwhile.

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2. Regan (The Exorcist)Probably the most legendary child in horror, Regan is the epitome of scary. As a young girl possessed by Satan, she is by far one of the scariest children ever. Whether speaking in tongues or lashing out, Regan is the pinnacle poster child of horror and her actions throughout The Exorcist should scare everyone, but especially parents. What makes her even more effective is the fact that, outside of her possession, Regan is a character you feel for. She's a simple young girl who is then afraid herself of the entity surrounding her. In fact, even the later revival of The Exorcist into the Fox series gives a continued depth to the youngster who terrified a generation.

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1. Asian Influences Kayako and Toshio (The Grudge) & Samara (The Ring)
Full-disclosure: Without having ever seen the source material for The Ring and The Grudge, I can say that the American recreation of these ominous children is still terrifying. And, while eventually I will see Ju-On and Ringu, for now, I will settle to being afraid of the American versions of Kayoko and Toshio and Samara. For movies that have widely been criticized as less-than, I can say with utmost honesty, that these characters were haunting. Each left me up at night and while later sequels took away from - or in the case of Rings, ruined them, each of the three children haunting these films is amazing in their American original form

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Best In Show: Horror's Creepy Kids (Part I of II)

Creepy kids are a staple of the horror genre. No matter what form they take, horror movies seem to always include at least one terrifyingly creepy child. Whether they're on the side of our protagonists like in Signs or are deeply villainous like most of the ones who made this list, children in horror feel necessary. Prior to completing this list I was trying to figure out how to limit myself from going off the rails. The final product includes a lot of ties and pairs to complement my indecision. I also removed children who were creepy but definitely not in opposition to the heroes of our stories. So, children - like the pair in Signs or Aidan from The Ring, are notably absent.


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10. Jason (Friday the 13th)
To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of the original Friday the 13th. It encompasses everything I love in a slasher film - its simplicity, setting and twist ending all should have left me satisfied, but the scares really could have been stronger. In fact, the only scare that really shook me was the one that made this list. Child-Jason, while only occupying a short scene, is perhaps one of the scariest moments in classic horror. It makes me fear for murky water, in the same way Jaws did and definitely deserves a spot on the scariest horror children.

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9. Damien (The Omen)
The original Omen is a classic and for good reason. Despite rarely saying anything, the central character to the film is creepy beyond belief. Damien does little but accomplishes a lot and the deeply rooted anger in his eye's makes for the most unsettling movie. Damien's ability to strike fear in those around him is pretty terrific for the viewer, who inadvertently is also scared in the process. The Omen isn't the greatest movie out there (sorry, not sorry) but Damien is definitely one of the greatest kids in horror.

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8. The Non-Children, Brahms (The Boy), Annabelle (The Conjuring) & Esther (Orphan)
Gosh, what have I done here? The answer is I combined all three of these because technically, they're not children - supernatural or otherwise, but their depiction is that of a child and the scares they provide are definitely noteworthy. Say what you want about The Boy but Brahms is absolutely terrifying. That dark, empty stare paired with surprisingly creepy rules to follow, all make for a character that sent chills down my spine. Then, there's Annabelle. Yeah, she's just a doll but she is a doll of a little girl and a truly iconic face of modern horror. The doll of Annabelle definitely helped push The Conjuring into the limelight and like Brahms, the shallow stares and the not-so-vacant atmosphere set by this character is bone tingling awesomeness. Lastly, Esther. Is there really anything more to say? Just watch any scene of Orphan and you'll instantly be afraid of her icy glare and ability to fake a smile. She could do equally well on some trashy reality show as she does killing those around her.

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7. The Children (Sinister)
While not a tie, this ranking gives way to a group of children that all really deserve a spot. Captured by Baghuul, the group of kids in Sinister is so disturbingly dark that it's hard not to love them. These kids get taken and then proceed to trick and murder their families, all while videotaping it. The true star of Sinister may be the ancient demon at the center, but it's his minions who truly shine as the horrifyingly youthful tyrants. The children of Sinister are all unique in their own way, but equally scary all the same.

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6. The Masked Ones, Tomas (The Orphanage), Sam (Trick r' Treat) & Unnamed Girl (The Houses October Built)
How dare I combine three movies into one ranking, right? Well I did because the unsettling feeling created by each is very similar. There's something about a moving, expressionless face that is deeply troubling and for these movies, this aspect is all the more advantageous. In The Orphanage, the creepy dead child Tomas wears the most pieced together mask as he causes mischief. Then in the cult classic Trick r' Treat, another patchy mask is exhibited to truly unsettle audiences. Then there's my biased favorite: the unnamed girl in The Houses October Built. Not only does she get added bonus for having loose strands of hair attached to her mask, she also gets points for being truly terrifying. When she gets on the RV my heart was thumping out of my chest.