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Thursday, July 13, 2017

Best in Show: Scariest Films from Childhood (Pt. I of II)


Summer is for the kids. With school out of session and children taking over pretty much every open space with the exception of maybe bars (although, even that's questionable), it seems that seeing kids is inescapable. But sometimes, things catered to kids aren't necessarily kid-friendly. Take movies. Many children's films are actually wholly terrifying, providing some great fun for adults in the process. And while we can all laugh now, our childhoods featured some terrifying films as well. This week's list is dedicated to the scariest movies from some young adults' childhoods.

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10. Dumbo
Sure, a movie following the life of a giant-eared elephant sounds like a trip to an amusement, but Dumbo is literally brimming with nightmarish images and a scene that is nightmare-inducing. The pink elephants that fill Dumbo's clouded mind are horrific to this day. In it’s entirely, it's definitely not the scariest children's movie but this season is definitely one of the most iconic and scary.

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9. The Great Mouse Detective
Between Fidget's crazed eyes, Ratigan's crazed finale and an opening sequence that features a terrifying home invasion, Disney's The Great Mouse Detective is a definitely way darker than intended. A product of the 80s, this Sherlock-inspired adventure isn't the most popular of the media giant's gargantuan repertoire, but it's certainly impactful- as in, every child who witnessed this film remembers the insanity of the Fidget's crazed entrance and his creepy personality and demeanor, as well as the dark ending where a psychotic Ratigan chases our heroes through the clock tower.

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8. The Black Cauldron
This list may as well be entirely composed of Disney films, because their older endeavors are most certainly terrifying. Arguably one of the darker films to come out of Disney, The Black Cauldron feels far less like a Disney film and much more like an attempt to match Disney's control over animation. Like The Great Mouse Detective, The Black Cauldron doesn't seem exactly linear with Disney's machine. It's a voyage into much darker strange territory and it shows. From the odd and unsettling Gurgi to The Horned King, The Black Cauldron is definitely a new direction that, perhaps luckily, Disney didn't stick with.

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7. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Was this a kid’s movie? I can't necessarily remember. I know I watched it as a kid. A lot. And my siblings and I loved it. But the one scene I didn't love, and the one that caused me to leave the room with haste was the iconic melting of Judge Doom. Shocker, this one was another Disney film. But at least it's a mix of live-action and animation, which made this movie capable of standing out, separated from Disney's line of animated movies. This film definitely has adult tones tied in and because it let those aspects be known, parents could prepare their children or avoid this movie altogether. There were no surprises here with what was exactly wrong with this one and its demented final scenes which featured a stretching, monstrous creation that eventually melts in front of its viewers eyes.

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6. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Everyone knows this movie is scary. Between the chaotic boat scene, the awfully colored and clone-like Oompa-Loompas and Willy Wonka's eccentric personality, this film is all about teaching kids to follow rules. But, in the process, it showcases some truly awful scares that'd traumatize any child watching. This movie boasts some great parts and is definitely one of the most impressive children movies ever, but it's also one of the scariest. Sure the moral message is there, but at what cost? 

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