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Friday, July 14, 2017

Best in Show: Scariest Films from Childhood (Pt. II of II)


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5. Beetlejuice/Coraline/Nightmare before Christmas
Why are these three all mashed together? Because each are definitely intended to scare their audiences. In fact, these movies are so dark that they've been swept up by Hot Topic-shopping teens across the states (are there Hot Topic stores abroad?) as cultural icons. From the scary and death-centric Beetlejuice to the unsettling Claymation and stop motion of Coraline and Nightmare before Christmas, there's nothing all that playful about any of these movies. Even later films like Frankenweenie and Paranorman offer some childish and carefree aspects - pleasantries not afforded to these dark and disturbing movies. Even when Beetlejuice manages to be funny, there’s always the terrifying face of the titular character himself to remind you that nothing is quite appropriate for children to be seeing it. Despite being animation, the button-eyed monster in Coraline and the fact that Nightmare before Christmas is practically just a bunch of nightmarish creatures wreaking havoc, all make for a truly scary time. Yeah there are heroes in both but even they're kind of off.

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4. Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
Little Nemo, not to be confused with Finding Nemo, is one of those animated movies that appeared on every VHS shelf across the neighborhood with no one really knowing how it got there. Upon viewing though, the trauma caused by the cigar-smoking, green-faced clown, Flip, was enough to stay prevalent in nightmares for years to come. By far one of the scariest characters to come from child animation, Flip was a mischievous problem and his lack of reason made him all the more unsettling. His ability to come across as a hero, despite being a free agent in Slumberland was an odd direction for filmmakers to go. Add on the fact he rode a giant crow, and Flip instantly became the type of characters children were expected to fall in love with, but instead would fear.

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3. Ernest Scared Stupid 
The only reason I remember Ernest Scared Stupid is because I remember how bothered I was by the trolls turning children into dolls. It wasn’t even the trolls themselves that bothered me so much - although, they were part of the problem - it was the fact that children were literally being turned into objects so the monstrous Trantor could feed on their energy. This movie is not a childrens movie; it’s a real life nightmare. There's a reason this movie makes so many lists. Ernest Scared Stupid, even with its silly central character, never provides enough peace of mind to make it bearable.

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2. James and the Giant Peach
Lists showcasing the scariest kids movies are nothing new. But often overlooked is James and the Giant Peach. Despite the fact that it features some unsettling insect creations, horrific stop-motion and a truly wicked pair of aunts, James and the Giant Peach is never given the credit it deserves as a horror movie. Why does this movie even exist? With some rough and definitely scary stop-motion and a clothing-wear spider, grasshopper and centipede, this movie shouldn't have been conceptualized as a book, let alone a movie. It's haunting and definitely deserving of a spot on this list.

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1. E.T.
This one is entirely personal. I, in all of my years, have never understood the appeal of E.T. Largely responsible for my sleepless nights and later fear of aliens, E.T. was a really strange creation. Hairless and bug-eyed, he wasn't warm or cuddly and the noises he made are the same thing you'd expect to hear in a dark corridor before something terrible grabs you. Take the scene when E.T. is discovered in the kitchen; that part is straight from a horror film. The sweeping around corners, the eventual shock and scream, all of it feels purposefully terrifying. E.Tcertainly was lovable to someone, but for those of us turned off by his attempts to assimilate into human culture through a costume, he was just another option in the Cabin in the Woods-like minds of children.

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Best in Show: Scariest Films from Childhood (Pt. I of II)


Summer is for the kids. With school out of session and children taking over pretty much every open space with the exception of maybe bars (although, even that's questionable), it seems that seeing kids is inescapable. But sometimes, things catered to kids aren't necessarily kid-friendly. Take movies. Many children's films are actually wholly terrifying, providing some great fun for adults in the process. And while we can all laugh now, our childhoods featured some terrifying films as well. This week's list is dedicated to the scariest movies from some young adults' childhoods.

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10. Dumbo
Sure, a movie following the life of a giant-eared elephant sounds like a trip to an amusement, but Dumbo is literally brimming with nightmarish images and a scene that is nightmare-inducing. The pink elephants that fill Dumbo's clouded mind are horrific to this day. In it’s entirely, it's definitely not the scariest children's movie but this season is definitely one of the most iconic and scary.

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9. The Great Mouse Detective
Between Fidget's crazed eyes, Ratigan's crazed finale and an opening sequence that features a terrifying home invasion, Disney's The Great Mouse Detective is a definitely way darker than intended. A product of the 80s, this Sherlock-inspired adventure isn't the most popular of the media giant's gargantuan repertoire, but it's certainly impactful- as in, every child who witnessed this film remembers the insanity of the Fidget's crazed entrance and his creepy personality and demeanor, as well as the dark ending where a psychotic Ratigan chases our heroes through the clock tower.

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8. The Black Cauldron
This list may as well be entirely composed of Disney films, because their older endeavors are most certainly terrifying. Arguably one of the darker films to come out of Disney, The Black Cauldron feels far less like a Disney film and much more like an attempt to match Disney's control over animation. Like The Great Mouse Detective, The Black Cauldron doesn't seem exactly linear with Disney's machine. It's a voyage into much darker strange territory and it shows. From the odd and unsettling Gurgi to The Horned King, The Black Cauldron is definitely a new direction that, perhaps luckily, Disney didn't stick with.

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7. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Was this a kid’s movie? I can't necessarily remember. I know I watched it as a kid. A lot. And my siblings and I loved it. But the one scene I didn't love, and the one that caused me to leave the room with haste was the iconic melting of Judge Doom. Shocker, this one was another Disney film. But at least it's a mix of live-action and animation, which made this movie capable of standing out, separated from Disney's line of animated movies. This film definitely has adult tones tied in and because it let those aspects be known, parents could prepare their children or avoid this movie altogether. There were no surprises here with what was exactly wrong with this one and its demented final scenes which featured a stretching, monstrous creation that eventually melts in front of its viewers eyes.

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6. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Everyone knows this movie is scary. Between the chaotic boat scene, the awfully colored and clone-like Oompa-Loompas and Willy Wonka's eccentric personality, this film is all about teaching kids to follow rules. But, in the process, it showcases some truly awful scares that'd traumatize any child watching. This movie boasts some great parts and is definitely one of the most impressive children movies ever, but it's also one of the scariest. Sure the moral message is there, but at what cost?