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Friday, April 28, 2017

Best in Show: Outbreak Movies (Part II of II)





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5. Flesh-eating Virus (Cabin Fever)
Cabin Fever and the later sequels each made my stomach legitimately turn. With gross-out effects and gore and a flesh eating bacteria that makes viewers skin feel weird, this is probably the most difficult endeavor to swallow on this list. This movie serves no other purpose than to make its viewers cringe. And, thanks to the disgusting sickness at the center of it, it works; what starts off as a trip to a cabin quickly spirals out into a gore fest of torn up legs and decomposing bodies. Cabin Fever is a pandemic classic and a must see.

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4. Trixie Virus (The Crazies) The Crazies is the type of movie that is less concerned with the logistics of its virus and more with the need to terrify its viewers. It's an effective horror movie regardless of how the outbreak spreads and is definitely scary. One of the best things this movie has going for it is laid out steps made quarantining the sick. With the ability to place you in the shoes of the characters, The Crazies offers a suspenseful and insane trip. The added dimensions of infected water supplies and the hopelessness the victims of this movie face, all work well together,


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3. Flu-like Virus (Contagion)
By and large the most realistic on the list, the virus outbreak of Contagion feels like a real-life telling of a pandemic. Well-executed and scientific, Contagion feeds into the fear of its audiences through grounded realism. The virus at the center of this movie, spread like any typical sickness, is one that holds similar symptoms to the flu, but with the potency of something far more dangerous. Contagion is dark and even when the cure is discovered; viewers will be sufficiently freaked out. Washing your hands matters, people.


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2. Mutant Parasites (The Bay)
While unsure if the found-footage style of this film or the way the parasite makes its victims succumbs to its symptoms, but the nasty sickness at the center of The Bay felt way too close to home. From the smaller seashore town to the everyday people who were exposed, this outbreak should be reserved to those with strong stomachs and a heart that doesn't easily attach to idyllic opening scenes. Like a superior The Happening, The Bay tosses around the impact of humans on the environment and doles out plenty of punishments for the small village that comes face-to-face with a deadly outbreak. The parasites caused by a bird plant leaking heavy levels of waste into the bay, quickly become a decimating problem as the creatures eat away at the families who call the area home.

1. Rage Virus (28 Days Later/28 Weeks Later)
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Like the sicknesses of Quarantine, The Crazies, I Am Legend and World War Z, the zombie-like super rabies virus at the center of 28 Days Later and its sequel is horrifically aggressive in that it turns its victims into hungry monstrosities. But unlike those films, there is something innately troubling about the rage virus. The way it transforms those exposed and the lightning quick nature of the creatures it creates is truly nightmare-inducing. Between bloodshot eyes and the type of viciousness usually reserved for wild animals, the crazed hosts of this violent disease provide enough stamina and scares to warrant this number one spot. Pair that with the sheer scale and lack of containment prospects and the rage virus quickly becomes one of the most effective pandemics on this list. 

Friday, March 31, 2017

Best in Show: Remaking the Classics (Part II of II)

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5. Halloween (2007)
When Rob Zombie remade the original Halloween he received a lot of flak. Some of it was warranted but, for the most part, the 2007 rendition of Halloween is fantastic. Far gorier, far more disturbed and almost as scary, Zombie's Halloween is a completely bloody nightmare. It's the type of movie that will stun you to watch. The unstoppable Michael Myers is particularly unstoppable in this one, with a much more grotesque and terrifying composure.  And, while some of the explicit moments could have been reeled in, the unraveled heap of torture is horrifying.

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4. Sorority Row (2006)
If When a Stranger Calls is the pinnacle of my high school horror days, then Sorority Row was a very close runner up. This movie is a pure, unattached mid-2000s slasher. It never once strives to be anything thought provoking but is so confident in it that it is amazing. From Carrie Fisher's house mother to the sorority girl nicknamed Jugs, this classic remake was an updated thrill ride of seismic proportions. The deaths are entertainment-driven and the dwindling numbers fed into all of the cliché, horror conventions known to man. It truly is one of the most thrilling, yet simultaneously comedic films to come out of the industry.

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3. The Crazies (2010)
The Crazies terrified me. It's the type of movie that never really fails to impress, regardless of how many times you see it. With compelling characters, an innate ability to capture an early post-apocalyptic atmosphere and an insane quarantine scene where a crazed person brings a pitchfork into a hospital room filled with restrained patients, this movie left me on the edge of my seat. And, while it arguably is better than the original and was received as such, the 2010 The Crazies definitely pays homage to its source material. It truly is an outstanding horror movie and generally underrated.

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2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Remaking such an iconic classic can be really hard. But, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake featuring Jessica Biel in one of her best roles to date is an undeniably strong film. With all of the grotesque features of the first, paired with spectacularly terrifying moments, this 2003 rendition worked way better than it should have. I remember one specific scene where Biel’s character and Leatherface are in the abandoned slaughterhouse and at one point he lunges underneath some grating after her. The room of people I watched it with unanimously shot out of their seats in fear, in what is perhaps one of the greatest jump scares of all time.
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1. Evil Dead (2013)

The cult classic Evil Dead invokes a lot of nostalgia from horror experts and intense fans everywhere. That's why it's particularly surprising how well this remake was received. Aside from the fact that it is particularly well-done, from the gore to the intense camerawork, every single moment of this film is heart-pounding. Evil Dead is an inexplicable masterpiece that runs parallel to the original. It truly deserves all of the credit it receives as such a stark, aggressively raw addition to a genre that by 2013 was relatively glossing over. Fair warning: it's incredibly dark and cold, so be ready if somehow you've missed it.