Review: Cold Moon

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What counts as a horror film? For some, horror movies are exclusively supernatural in nature. Haunted houses and aliens, werewolves and vampires, these movies represent a pretty narrow perspective. But for others, the broader definition includes thrillers like The Gift or The Invitation; movies designed to create a sense of dread or by definition, horror. This second world, the one in which more movies count in the genre because they truly deserve to, is the one that should be the rule, not the exception. Unfortunately though, this opens up the door to some bad ideas and some even worse films that horror sites must review. Movies like Cold Moon.

Following an investigation into a young woman's murder, this southern thriller is an absolute mess of a movie. With little actual direction and a main villain that is relatively unstoppable or suspected by the characters until the ghastly images he sees cause him to go insane, Cold Moon is like Gone Girl if Gone Girl was filtered through a horrendous, supernatural lens.  It stars Josh Stewart (Interstellar), Robbie Kay (Fugitive Pieces), Candy Clark (Zodiac), Frank Whaley (Pulp Fiction) and Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), all playing what is probably their worst roles to date.


The stupidity of the characters is constantly on full display. One scene where a character just leaves his car at the beckon call of a masked man possibly seeking help is completely ridiculous and unrealistic. There is no actual substance, rhyme or reason to him willingly getting out of the vehicle, and yet, here we are with two dead main characters. Then there's the awkward male gaze in one particular scene seems negligent considering it serves little purpose outside of showcasing a barely clothed woman in the woods with her fully clothed boyfriend. It’s a smaller part of a whole mess, but important to note nonetheless.


But the character work isn't the only thing wrong with Cold Moon. All too frequently, the dialogue relies on buzzwords like rattlesnakes and phrases like "the sticks," making blatantly clear that the filmmaker's perception of the South is relatively shallow, Its score - melodramatic and overstated - removes any sense of suspense or atmosphere. The flashback cutaways seem pulled from dramatic PSAs from the 90s.


Cold Moon is bad, almost offensively so. It's predictable, uninteresting and drearily tossed together. Viewers able to stick through this movie in its entirety deserve a reward, especially considering the film gives little to satisfy. They'll find little quality in this mystery thriller- if you can even call it that.

 

Review: Ghost House

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Shipping a horror movie to a foreign land can open up the door to a lot of criticism. After all, taking opportunity in the use of others culture, if done so improperly and without accurate depiction and research, is disrespectful and rarely accomplishes its goals. These movies, blinded by their own ambition to create something mystical and dark, fail to have the foresight to make something worthy of using another country as a setting. Following this trend is the inappropriate and worst of all disinteresting Ghost House.


Following a couple on vacation in Thailand, Ghost House has everything you'd expect from a travel abroad horror movie that attempts to capture some supernatural element of a foreign land. From strange rituals to unhelpful and odd locals, the couple gets more than they bargain for when the woman stumbles upon and is possessed by a ghoul. The film stars Scout Taylor-Compton (The Runaways) and James Landry Hebert (Westworld) as Julie and Jim, the couple central to the movie's plot. Mark Boone Junior (Batman Begins) plays Reno, some sort of helpful mystic, and Michael S. New (Crazy Medicine) plays the couples driver, Gogo.


Whether it’s the screechy broken English and lack of self-awareness exuded by every character outside of the main couple or the unfortunately sole instance suggesting that the couple may be neglectful of their views and disrespectful of the foreign land they've entered, Ghost House does little to improve on critically planned films like The Other Side of the Door or Out of the Dark. While it’s a similar film, the redeemable qualities of the aforementioned movies are all but missing from the terribly done, offensively exploitative plot of Ghost House. Its portrayal of Thai people is absolutely unforgiving and the film’s most egregious aspect, but not its only.


Ghost House isn't simply offensive in its setting - mystifying and otherizing Thai culture - it’s also gravely offensive in its cheap ploys and poorly timed scares. Ghost House lacks any of the charm that similarly bad movies have; the characters are unlikeable, the tension is nonexistent and worst of all, the film never gets scary. Each scene plays through with some brief instances where a scare would begin, only to become jolty and poorly done.


While you could pick out pieces from this jumbled mess, like some mediocre camera work, there truly isn't anything to look twice at. From the casual, overly awkward mention of a ghost house to some strangely inserted supporting characters, the film feels poorly put together; its stitching ripping apart from the get-go. Ghost House, like its flat, unenthused title, is exactly as plain as it sounds. Its harsh depiction of a foreign land, schlocky plot and lackluster scares all culminate into something best avoided.  3 out of 10.

The Overlook: Faults

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There are plenty of films revolving around cults. From documentaries to dramas to the subgenre of horror, these movies often resolve around a disturbing cult with sinister intentions and devote followers. Less funny and more disturbing, movies following cults are often dark and feature upsetting endings. That's not the case with 2014's under the radar film, Faults.

More a dark comedy with horror elements, Faults follows an expert on cults and mind control tasked with breaking a daughter from a dangerous cult named Faults. While attempting to deprogram the young woman, the expert begins questioning his game and things take a turn for the unsettling. Directed by Riley Stearns (The Cub), Faults - while continuously tinged with a lighter air, becomes scary and by its close, will leave viewers more stunned than anything else. The movie stars Leland Orser (Saving Private Ryan) as Ansel Roth, the mind control expert, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead (10 Cloverfield Lane) plays Claire, the woman mysteriously tied to the omnipresent cult group. The cast is rounded out with Chris Ellis (Catch Me If You Can) and Beth Grant (The Office) as Claire's parents.

Taking place mostly in a secluded hotel room, Faults makes the most of its odd ball characters and their troubling quirks. Orser's Ansel is an indebted failure coping with a failed career, Winstead's Claire is simple and quiet; she is particularly spectacular, often using a cold, blank stare to command scenes, and Ellis and Grant both play their roles as overly protective parents well. As noted, Winstead controls the flow of the majority of the movie. She's a commanding presence who carries everything on her back, only assisted by the more dialogue-heavy Orser and the others.

From the get-go, despite all of its subtle comedy, something is deeply discomforting in the film. Things begin coming too easy for Ansel and when supernatural elements begin infusing to the storyline, the horror of the film becomes central, Without giving much away, this twisting film will intrigue viewers- that's a promise. Faults does suffer from some genre-mixing crises, but by the film's end, it knows exactly where it wants to end up.  In fact, it gets there with such precision, you'll be able it ignore the inconsistencies.

The Overlook: The Windmill

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For those left with emptiness from the severe lack of slasher films circulating the horror industry right now, look no further than The Windmill. Recently added to Netflix, this under-presented film about a group of tourists stalked by a supernatural killer while visiting Holland's acclaimed windmills, is the closest thing to a straight up slasher audiences will have seen in a while. Even as mystical, occult moments occur, The Windmill is - at a very base level - just a bunch of people being plucked off one-by-one; a tired but consistently entertaining horror convention that has all but disappeared recently.

The cast, while extensive, all do variably well in their roles and when they're killed off (spoiler, it's a slasher), you sometimes care, but most of the time - as is typical for slasher films, you don't. The Windmill stars Charlotte Beaumont (Jupiter Ascending) as Jennifer, a known stowaway with questionable mental stability, Bart Klever (The Pool) as Abe, the bus driver, and Adam Thomas (Altar) as Curt, one of the passenger's sons. The rest of supporting characters are practically cannon fodder, as predictable, but each give worthwhile moments of intrigue.

As noted, The Windmill follows a group of diverse tourists all with storied pasts and secrets as they embark, and later break down, on a road connecting Holland's windmill attractions. The Windmill hosts a variety of twists and turns, a lot more ineffective than not, but is ultimately an easy-to-watch, entertaining movie without stakes. The film's biggest strength is in serving up mid-2000s horror on a silver platter. For such a low budget, they offer worthwhile graphics and some pretty sudden deaths. The Windmill is reminiscent of See No Evil and offers the same level of strange fun.

The Windmill gets weird. There is no denying how odd this movie gets when the slasher aspect gets left behind by a convoluted supernatural plotline that is both confusing and awkward. If the movie had remained somewhat grounded, it most definitely would have been even better. But, as per usual, some horror movies like to add unnecessary distractions that only weaken them. Think how Annabelle went from cult-ghost movie to crazed-Insidious demon; it is that level of transition.

Overall, for a stumble-upon on Netflix, The Windmill is great. It's not terribly acted and is most definitely one of the more bearable additions on a streaming site known for some weak entries. The Windmill is like Chiller network: good for a sleepy night in, but nothing to write home about.