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Showing posts with label neighborhood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label neighborhood. Show all posts

Friday, September 22, 2017

Best in Show: Nasty Neighbors (Pt. II of II)





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5. Troy & Sons (The Neighbor) There's a sheer ruthlessness to the neighbor at the center of The Neighbor. Like Mick Taylor of Wolf Creek infamy, Troy is a rural man who is evil to his core. Drawing his two sons into his insidious plans, Troy is the type of neighbor who may come across as a homely outdoorsman, but he is nothing short of villainous. His small business consisting of holding victims for ransom and killing everyone in his way is the type of work only someone in a Podunk town could get away with.

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4. Jon & Teresa (The Ones Below) If things feel too perfect, chances are they are. This is exactly the conclusion Kate and to an extent her husband, Justin, come to after quickly befriending and defriending their new downstairs neighbors. While slightly off, the pairs quickly have a budding friendship. That however, crashes after a by-chance accident that quickly unravels into hell for Kate. Disorienting in their passive aggressiveness and the steps they take to ruin the lives of Kate and Justin, the pregnant Kate quickly recognizes the darkness behind Jon and Teresa. While things at one point grow rosier, the unsettling tension never leaves this film. This is a pair you won’t see coming, but will certainly regret accepting into your lives.

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3. Mr. Jones (Mr. Jones) Artsy and cultured neighbors can be a double-edged sword. Sure they bring a certain lighthearted airiness to the area, but they can also spell trouble thanks to their free spirits and intrusive projects. This happens to be a complete and total understatement in the case of Mr. Jones. A secretive artist in the vein of Banksy, Mr. Jones is a welcome unknown for new homeowners Scott and Penny. After they decide to research the recluse and film it, they soon get more than they bargained for. Mr. Jones isn't a neighbor any of us are bound to come across any day, but his scary sculptures paired with the mystery surrounding him make him less than a satisfying prospect for any potential homeowners.

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2. Jerry Dandrige (Fright Night) Though more comical than most neighbor horror stories, the core of the 70's film, Fright Night, is terrifying. Deceptively charming to everyone other than Charley Brewster, Jerry Dandrige is a new neighbor \you'll literally be praying to leave. While he may need to be invited in and presents himself as cordial, he's truly anything but. Using trickery and deceit, Jerry captures the hearts of those around him and then transforms them into similar monstrous creatures. His ability to feign normalcy in the eyes of everyone by Charley is a testament to his charms. Jerry is scary, at the very least, because of his ability to charm.


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1. Robert Turner (Disturbia)
One of the most iconic thrillers for 2000s teenagers is the Shia LaBeouf-starring film, Disturbia. Featuring a neighbor with enough skeletons to fill more than a closet, Disturbia is a frightening reminder that despite rosy appearances, you don't really know your neighbors. Sure they may be friendly and relatively normal, but underneath that veil could be something far more sinister. Like the human Jerry Dandrige, Robert Turner comes across as the charming man next door. Older and dressed in semiformal clothes in nearly every appearance, he seems like your typical suburbanite. But, after some deep sleuthing, it becomes clear that he has a secrets and a preparedness to kill. Disturbia isn't a straight up horror film, but it gives viewers one of the scariest neighbor nightmare stories in the film industry.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Best in Show: Nasty Neighbors (Pt. I of II)

While plenty of horror films are set nestled in desolate locations, some of the scariest stories come from the house right next door. Whether hiding bodies in their basement or harboring a dark secret, neighbors can be the unknown and unsuspecting evil you never knew you had to watch out for. Sure suburbia sounds nice and high-rises can build a sense of community, but when your fellow suburbanites or tenants are evil, isolation seems like the better plan. This week's list covers horror's scariest neighbors.

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10. Will & Annie (Honeymoon)
While leaning more toward the isolated setting of films like The Strangers, the indie horror flick, Honeymoon, features a pair of distant neighbors who could make any new residents' skin crawl. When Paul and Bea set out for their honeymoon at a remote cabin, their closest neighbors are a pair of odd townies, Will and Annie. Will happens to know Bea from her youth and Annie, while quieter is deeply troubled. And, while Will ends up being less aware of the dark roots setting themselves into Annie and Bea, his initial hostilities toward Will are more than suspicious cannot be ignored.

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9. Ryan Jacobson (House at the End of the Street)
Despite his troubled childhood and continued struggles, there's no denying the creep factor driving Ryan Jacobson. When divorcee Sarah and her daughter, Elissa, move into a secluded and wooded neighborhood, the nearby house at the end of the street proves to harbor more than the normal white lies of everyday families. Ryan lives there alone after the disappearance of his sister who happened to murder their parents. Things get increasingly unsettling as Elissa uncovers far more than she bargained for in her budding relationship with Ryan. Ryan isn't your typical scary neighbor; he's young, enrolled in school and seems relatively friendly, but through all of his childhood trauma, Ryan has turned into something far more evil.

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8. Abel Turner (Lakeview Terrace)
Rarely do thrillers give as much of a perspective as to the crazed reasoning behind bad neighbors as in Lakeview Terrace. While completely unwarranted, there's something almost sympathetic about the unhinged Abel Turner. His actions while sinister and problematic are given plenty of backstory and while he eventually turns into quite the problem, he starts the movie as a grumpy old man. It’s a shame how evil he turns out to be because everyone would think having a cop next door would be the blessing of a lifetime.  Instead, it ends up being an absolute nightmare. 

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7. The Castevets (Rosemary's Baby)
You have to love moving into a new place and discovering you have kind, even if a little overbearing, elderly neighbors. Well, that is until you realize they're far more sinister than they appear. Turns out, the Woodhouse's neighbors are quite the opposite of cutesy. In fact, they're anything but. Last week, the pair made the list of scariest old people in horror and for good reason. The Castevets' pension for Satan, hidden behind a desire to assist Rosemary and her pregnant needs, is anything but neighborly. Rosemary's Baby is a classic hinged on the great villains created in The Castevets. They're terrifyingly kind demeanors and their overly helpful nature make for something truly dark.

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6. The Ferrins, Halversons and Mr. Cali (The Purge)While a lot of money may buy you a nice neighborhood, it certainly can't buy you nice neighbors. While the tension built around the neighbors surrounding the Sandin's may seem a little warranted, the added pressure of an annual anything-goes evening of horrors is all that's needed to break the camel’s back. Whether it’s the standoffish but innocent behavior exhibited by the Sandin's is partially to blame the horrific intentions of their neighbors is anything but couth. Despite the feigned culture and class of them all, this group of neighbors are vicious. They set out with a goal and set on the Sandin's house with all the ferocity of the deeply rooted mistrust and competition of upper-class living.