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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Best in Show: Cannibal Families (Pt. I of II)

While many cannibal movies feel similar in style and execution, nothing can stop them from being scary. Even the worst of the worst are able to strike fear with either gross-out tactics or jump scares, and for this they deserve recognition. While rarely masterpieces, the cannibal subgenre has gained notoriety since its foundations long ago. Movies like Cannibal Holocaust repelled audiences and turned stomachs, but for fans eating up new cannibal films is second nature. So, the trend continues onward. This week's list looks at the scariest cannibals in horror so far. Absent is the aforementioned Cannibal Holocaust because of its explicit nature that ensures it'll never be played on my screens. That being said, it does deserve to be acknowledged given its cult history and prevalence.

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10. Colonel Ives/Colqhoun (Ravenous)
Odd and at times, funny, the twisty nature of Ravenous comes with a healthy dose of noteworthy horror at the hands of cannibal Colonel Ives. His ability to convince others that he himself is not a killer showcases the work of a true trickster. This makes him and the movie rather scary. While somewhat dated, Ravenous feels consistently fresh - it's contortions and trappings similar to a game of Mafia or Werewolf. By far one of the smartest cannibals on this list, Ives is a worthy adversary in the mystically confusing and comical world created by Ravenous.

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9. RV Nomads (Crowsnest)
Crowsnest is a particularly unoriginal movie. But, through all of the been-there-done-that, it does offer one of the strangest and scariest groups of cannibals. Following a group of friends through the wilderness, the horrific cannibals central to this film are blunt and intense; their RV providing much needed anticipation and suspense to this otherwise predictable film. Crowsnest is simple and straightforward, but it's terrifyingly rambunctious and aggressive cannibals are definitely nightmare-inducing. If you've ever traveled on a country road too thin to pass other cars, you'd understand the fear this movie feeds off of. Even in the open wilderness, Crowsnest proves you can feel trapped; all it takes is an RV blocking your path.  

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8. Three Finger, Saw Tooth and One Eye (Wrong Turn)
Like Crowsnest, Wrong Turn doesn't offer much revolution to the subgenre. But, what it does do is provide viewers with the jolting encounters of Three Finger, Saw Tooth and One Eye. Easily some of horror's most unsettling killers, these deformed countrymen are terrifyingly daunting. Able to move swiftly through the forest and capable of some truly cringe-worthy kills, the trio leave little to the imagination. Add on Three Finger's laughter and you have some truly awful chances of having nightmares. But, even without Three Finger's scene-stealing, Saw Tooth and One Eye are scary enough to cause some minor, if not laughable, trauma.

7. The Parkers (We Are What We Are) 
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By far one of the list's most subtle entries, We Are What We are features an odd, but relatively normal family harboring a dark ritual. And, while the Parker family's ways are definitely sinister, you can't help but feel some sort of empathy for them... Which is its own kind of horror. But what makes We Are What We Are especially effective is in its conveyance of what exactly could be going on behind your neighbors' closed doors. We Are What We Are isn't so much an in your face horror movie, but it most certainly doesn't stop the Parker family from being viciously horrific.

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6. The Starving Men (Bone Tomahawk)
Watching Bone Tomahawk, audiences will definitely be caught off-guard by the film's transition from Western to horror. It comes quickly, without much warning and with terrifying precision. Featuring a tribe of not-quite human savages, the movie makes a very clear and distinct divergence away from describing this demon-like clan of cannibals as Native Americans- a distinction that helps alleviate some offensiveness. But nothing can take away from how scary these creatures are. Taking on the form of people but with far more aggression and literally no compassion or morality, this film will make you feel hopeless as the band of frontiersmen begins unraveling in an attempt to save a woman. The Starving Men are terrifying additions that provide a fresh take on cannibalism in a subgenre inundated by deformed humans.
 


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