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Friday, May 26, 2017

Best in Show: Scary Children's Toys (Pt. II of II)


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5. Ha-Ha-Hoo Owl (Deliver Us From Evil)
While many larger, more iconic children's toys exist in the horror universe, the owl stuffed animal at the center of Deliver Us From Evil shouldn't be overlooked. Easily one of the scariest parts of the movie and undoubtedly a terrifyingly suspenseful moment, the filmmakers ability to capture the suspenseful atmosphere of the Ha-Ha-Hoo Owl scene is incredible. Like The Fourth Kind-meets-Care-Bears there is something so sinister about the plush, hollow-eyed owl rolling across the floor, cawing at the young daughter of police officer Sarchie.

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4. Clown (Poltergeist)
While Poltergeist is a bona fide classic in its own right, it should be noted that the terrorizing clown toy a large reason why. By far one of the film's most iconic and haunting scenes, the clown is much like the Ha-Ha-Who Owl and likely was the inspiration behind it. It sits there subtly, but the audience and the characters know that something far darker is going to happen in the coming scenes and when it does, it does not disappoint. The clown in poltergeist only fuels horror's relationship with clowns and the peoples' fear of them and for that; I guess we should be thankful?

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3. Billy (Dead Silence)
Long before James Wan created the traps and dolls that would be central to Saw and The Conjuring franchise, he was busy playing with puppets. Dead Silence is easily one of the most underrated gems in modern horror and deserves better. Sure it's got a slightly ridiculous plot and some cheesy moments but the puppets and story at the core of this film are scary. The tuxedo-wearing Billy in particular is especially noteworthy. Classier that the other haunted objects on this list, the gleaming Billy is a nightmare-inducing entity who's eyes hold a stunning, but terrifying expression. Billy, like Dead Silence, is greatly underestimated in the horror industry. 

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2. Chucky (Child's Play)
Easily the most well-known toy on this list, Chucky is perhaps the most recognizable and horrific of horror's scary toys. While later sequels and oversaturated merchandising diminished the character, but the original Child's Play is certainly a noteworthy excursion. Deeply disturbing and at times, comical, the redheaded Chucky made a generation afraid of their toys. Even if somewhat laughable in a modern horror context - especially thanks to some truly odd and trashy sequels - the legendary Chucky is an undeniable force in the industry. This sinister doll is terrifying.

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1. Annabelle (The Conjuring)
Say what you will about the modern horror era, but it has given us the scariest children's toy ever. Completely objective and unquantifiable, Annabelle is not only iconic, but also scary. Even after it was obstructed by a spin-off and viral fame, the original showing of the Annabelle doll was absolutely terrifying. Think of the moment audiences were first introduced to her and the suspense she built throughout the film. The expectations of movement, the blank stares and all of the troubling mythology surrounding her create one of the unsettling creations in horror. Annabelle may have hit an oversaturation much like Chucky, but there is still something innately terrifying about this old-timey, cursed doll.
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