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In Amityville: The Awakening, Bella Thorne continues
to jumps deeper down the scream queen rabbit hole and horror fans ask why
she's being allowed to. What makes her marketable in these roles? In this film,
viewers will continue to wonder. Bland, typical and far less impressive than
most haunted house films, Amityville: The Awakening does answer the
question as to why it had such a tumultuous release- it just wasn't worth
releasing.
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Winning points for concept, but losing the majority in
execution, it'd be easily to believe that 12 Feet Deep would be the
claustrophobic thriller of the year. Supposedly about a pair of sisters' fight
for survival trapped in an Olympic pool, this movie brings in too many other
plot lines in an almost anxious fear of the silent, overarching dread it should
have driven (swam?) home. 12 Feet Deep isn't the most
offensive release of the year, but it’s certainly one of the biggest let downs.
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IFC Midnight has been quite a savior for horror in recent years.
Distributing some of the biggest names in modern horror, the typically sleek
distributors have dealt out some duds, but mostly their releases have been
great. Unfortunately, one of their duds - this year's Darkness Rising -
is a mark too big to ignore. Annoying, unintelligible and poorly told, Darkness
Rising definitely brings the darkness. If only there was something
scary within it.
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What began as an intriguing recreation of the Stephen King novel
of the same name, quickly divulged into a schlocky and redundant piece of bad
special effects, mediocre acting and unlovable characters. The Mist isn't
a movie and thus it’s difficult to compare to others on this list, but in a
way, that makes it almost worse. Given an entire season to bring in the fears
and unleash terror on audiences, The Mist serves as a blatant reminder
that horror is only good, when all of its pieces work together. Not helping its
situation is the previously released feature film of the same name that is far
superior.
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Just yesterday, Cold Moon received a scathing review from
HOR(iley)ROR noting it as competition for worst of the year. However, upon
reflection, it gets somewhat of a pass in light of movies that are somehow even
worse. A mystery thriller with supernatural elements, this film follows the
aftermath of the murder of a young woman in a small southern town. Digestible
but not much else, Cold Moon feels entirely senseless. The violence? Senseless.
The characters? Senseless. And the plot? Completely senseless. In multiple
scenes it becomes clear how difficult it must have been to sell this movie to
any distributer. There is little rhyme or reason for any of the film's
direction and in the end... Well, chances are you won't make it that far.
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